Alex and Robert are two genius.
Alex is a psychiatrist, Robert a student who tries to find his way. As many genius, they both have obsessions. Robert likes everything to be very complex, simplicity is for him an equivalent of a poor mind. Alex's obsession is simpler: He is the Word.
Robert goes to consult Alex.
Robert: Genius Doctor, I would like to know why I like pompous names.
Alex: My dear friend, I'm sorry, it is not because you are crazy, it is because you think at me, and nothing simple would have any meaning.
Robert: Thanks Doctor, I just was afraid to be to modest ...an is the word modest a real word from the vocabulary?
They go out together, singing in the rain "We are the best, we are the best, everybody may have the honour to applaud us".
At a moment, Alex stop singing and says: Robert, once in my life I have done a mistake: You are completely crazy, you forgot I am the *only* best!